[Verse 1]
I'm two days into gooning
And I'm three edges behind
All my friends, they call me sigma
But I'm on my mewing grind
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
'Cause they don't wanna play OG Fortnite
And I keep accidentally edging myself in my room in the middle of the night

I wake up and I'm gooning
And I wake up to my edge
And I wake up and I'm mewing
But I'll be sigma when I'm old
See I don't like breaking streaks
But I can't control my edge
So I just jelq around and keep my head down
And hope I don't explode

[Chorus]
And everybody's telling me that I'm doing so wеll
I try to rizz them, honestly
I find it hard to jelq
If I watch Speed or I watch Skеtch
I try my best. I try my best
I tell myself, I say aloud
It's fine I'll goon until I edge
[Post-Chorus]
I tend to forget
I'm still only quite young
In a way this gooning life has only just begun
I've got rizz
I've got rizz