[Verse 1]
Another stupid Saturday, the conversation starts to slur
And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt
There's a party-thumpin', booty-humpin', music wagon in my head
My friends passed out or disappeared, all leaving me Banana Red

[Pre-Chorus]
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
I feel like Elliot when E.T. drank the beer

[Chorus]
Knock me down, her hair is brown
Her eyes are big and blue
A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog
To a puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in love with the girl in the other room
Ten feet away, but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see
That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me

[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh

[Verse 2]
The world's on pause, all Newton's laws suspended on account of her
She's like legato glowing purple while staccato's beating in my shirt
What should I do? What should I say? Okay, I can't say that, but oh my God
I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot
[Pre-Chorus]
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
Is she really coming toward me for a beer?

[Chorus]
Knock me down, her hair is brown
Her eyes are big and blue
A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog
To a puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in love with the girl in the other room
Ten feet away, but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see
That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me

[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]
There goes the girl in the other room
Ten feet away, but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see
That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me
[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh