[Verse 1]
Well, I lived with one
Well, I lived with one, I lived with two
I even lived with a third
I wanna tell you about number one
He was a miserable shit-wringing turd
Like he reminded me of some evil gnome
Shakin' hands was like shakin' a hot, fat, oily bone
Holdin' on for far too long
Yes he took me in, he took me in
He said that I looked pale and thin
I told him he looked fat
His lips were red and lickin' wet
His house was roastin' hot
In fact, it was a fuckin' slum
Scum! Scum!

[Verse 2]
Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game
Black snow! Black snow!
Cocksuckstress, and I should know
Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious
His and herpes bath towel type
If you know what I mean
I could not look at him, worm
He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in?
He was the epitome of their type
Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe
Scum! Scum!
[Verse 3]
Well, you're on the shit list
Thrust and twist, twist and screw
You gave me a bad review
And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge
Well my UNfriend, I'm the type that holds a grudge
I'm your creator
I think you fuckin traitor, chronic masturbator
Shit-licker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!
What rock did you crawl from?
Which needles(?) did you come?
You Judas, Brrrutus, Fetus, Scum!

[Verse 4]
Hey four-eyes, come
That's right, it's a gun
Face is bubble, blood, and brute street
Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts
Psychotic drama mounts
Guts well deep then a spring is fount
I unload into his eyes
Blood springs
Dead snow
Blue skies