[Pre song Dark Bowser Bowser]
Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes?
Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within
And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!

GWAHAHA!
Great dark hurricane!
Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle!
You really sweat the details!

Listen Up! You're saying this kingdom will vanish?
NOT TODAY!
THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE!
SO YOU VANISH!
It's Showtime!

[Verse]
Toil on, but you shall fall
Malice black as tar, the star devours all
It's quite amusing
As the light of hope fades from existence
With my mere thumb
I'll quash the struggle of your last rеsistance

[Pre-Chorus]
Flames of shadow
Conquest sеars
As the sovereign of fear
Tears away your veneer
[Chorus]
Who are you
To think that you could defy
That which rules the night?
I will bring forth your demise!
So says I!
And as the final spark of hope dies
Darkness shall swallow the land
Gales of shadow sweep life under black sand
And yet you stand up the swirling sky
I'll crush you by my own hand
I'm the soul of hate
ANNIHILATE!

[Post-Chorus]
You'll bend the knee before meLike those other worthless cattle
As this whole world submits
Locked tight within my iron shackles

Yeah, yeah, that's nice and all
But I'm sick of your useless prattle!
Put up your dukes, you schmendrick!
Square up for the final battle!

Time to give the audience what they REALLY came for!
[Verse]
Hah!
Your "gales of shadow" SUCK!
Dare to step to Bowser
Boy, are you out of luck!
There's only room in this world
For a single Koopa King
And I'm not gonna let you out do me in anything!

[Pre-Chorus]
BAH!
Nice try, but I'm still here!
I have nothing to fear!
Now I'll end your whole career!

[Chorus]
Who are you
To think you're stronger than I?!
Nope! The Koopa King
Will never die!
Never die! NEVER DIE!

It's time to bring the Grand Finale!
Crush the enemy line!
And the Koopa King's might will shine!
And there's no way a WIMP like you could beat me!
All of your powers are mine!
And I'll trounce you in rhyme!
IT'S BOWSER TIME!
[Post-Chorus]
You'll whiffle out
Before you get the chance to say my name
Your powers of darkness honestly
Are really, REALLY lame!
And I won't let some CHUMP
Besmirch the name of Koopa King!
You stole my DNA?!
Well, now, you'll pay for EVERYTHING!

Insolent fool...

ZIP IT!
I got a second verse to get through!

[Verse]
Think you're great?
Well, you're a SCHMUCK!
Dare to step to Bowser
Boy, are you out of luck!
There's only room in this world
For a single Koopa King
And I'm not gonna let you outdo me in anything!

[Pre-Chorus]
There's no chance a SCHNOOK like you
Could do what I do
By the time this battle's through!

[Chorus]
Who are you
To thing you're stronger than I?
NOPE!
The Koopa King
Will never die!
Never die! NEVER DIE!

It's time to bring the Grand Finale!
I'll come out of this fine!
And I'll take you down
Take you offline!
And there's no way a wimp like you
Could beat me!
The Dark Star was misaligned!
And I'll trounce you in rhyme!
IT'S BOWSER TIME!

[Post-Chorus]
You'll whiffle out
Before you get the chance to say my name
Your powers of darkness, honestly
Are really, really lame!
Well, lookie here!
The runt who's caused me such a bad migraine!
GET IN MY BELLY!
Now my Inside Story brings the pain!

[Mario, Luigi, Both]
Let's-a go!
Okey dokey!

[Verse]
Let's-a go, Here comes the dark
Let's-a end its reign
Inside the Koopa monarch!
Two kingdoms threatened
By the swirling storm high up above!
Two working plumbers
Here to save the world that we love!

[Pre-Chorus]
Here we go
We'll close the stage
And we'll end your rampage
Feel the heroes' rage!

[Chorus]
Who are you
To think-a destruction will reign?
Now the Mario Bros
Will unclog you like a drain!
It's time to bring the Grand Finale!
From two adventures ago
Back when we first traded blows
We'll save the world, And we will make you see
And once more the sun will glow
Thanks to the Mario Bros.!
Let's-a go!

[Post-Chorus]
The darkness went straight to your head
You've lost who you are, Fawful
And now we've got to stop you
Before-a you do something awful
Good thing we fixed the plumbing
Just in time to save the day!
We'll force you out of Bowser's belly
You'll be flushed away!

[Bridge]
[Bowser]
Aww, what's wrong?
Does someone have a big Bowser boo-boo?
Whatever!
It's time to finish this!
KEY CHANGE!

[Chorus]
Who are you
To think that could prevail?
Try to step to me
You'll fall on your face and fail!
And now:
It's time to bring the Grand Finale
Yes, the king's in his prime!
It's just like I said:
I'll never die!

There was no way a wimp like you
Could beat me
Your fall was by design!
You got trounced in rhyme!
It's BOWSER TIME!

[Post-Chorus]
Your name is not among those
Who could best my Koopa might
You shoulda stopped and thought
Before you rolled up to this fight!
You challenge me
You're askin' for a royal Bowser smackin'!
One single KO punch
Will send your sorry rump a-packin'!