[Verse 1]
I'm feeling suicidal at this time of year
Cause I don't got a girlfriend again
I'm always feeling lonely when Valentines Day is near
It's like I'm being dragged around on a chain

[Chorus]
I'm all alone, I got nobody
I want to expand, my family tree
But I'm all alone, can't you see?
Oh how I wish for somebody, oh that would fill me with glee

[Post Chorus]
Can anybody help me
Find someone to love

[Verse 2]
I wish that I could find a man
Oh man that would make my day
It doesn't matter if they're black or from the Klan
I love all guys because I'm gay

[Chorus]
I'm all alone, I got nobody
I want to expand, my family tree
But I'm all alone, can't you see?
Oh how I wish for somebody, oh that would fill me with glee
[Post Chorus]
Can anybody help me
Find someone to love

[Verse 3]
If it meant getting a boyfriend, I'd make a bank deposit
I'd give him all the money in the world
Unfortunately, I'm not out of the closet
And the last time I told a guy I liked him he hurled

[Chorus]
I'm all alone, I got nobody
I want to expand, my family tree
But I'm all alone, can't you see?
Oh how I wish for somebody, oh that would fill me with glee

I'm all alone, I got nobody
I want to expand, my family tree
But I'm all alone, can't you see?
Oh how I wish for somebody, oh that would fill me with glee

[Post Chorus]
Can anybody help me
Find someone to love