[Intro Kurby]
Yo, shoutouts to alen, for being my.. dad
I'm gay
I'm gay
I'm actually gay
I'm actually really fucking gay

[Verse: Kurby + A shit ton of people]
Catch me at McDonald's on the 17th of March
Pulling up to the drive-thru and my cock grows hard
Cause I look at the menu and I see that fuckin' shake
Might as well get baked, you can call me The Rake
Yeah, I pull out my money, and it's green like the liquid
I open the window and that girl.. she licks it
And then she hands it to me, heh, what the fuck?
I didn't order that, I pull out a duck
And then it quacks, I tell it to attack
The girl gets sad and she gets really mad
And I'm glad cause she's going to make me another shake
And I'm gonna get baked, got my friend, he's The Rake
And he's in the passenger seat, I am gonna beat my meat
Oh yeah, feels really good, lick my Schmeet
Hey Rake, wait a minute, you want some fries too?
Oh shit, there's a mess, I think he might've poo'd!
That's really yucky, I need some Shamrock Shakes
To get into my tummy and I'm gonna get baked
For the third I said that in this song
Is it wrong, Is it wrong, Is it wrong, I FUCKED UP A LIME
But that's okay, cause this a freestyle, Shamrocked 2
Oh shit, the girl is handing me a Shamrock Shake, wait, you?
No, wait a minute, that's mine
D-Don't give it to viewers!
God fucking damn it, now I have to get another
(Nigward) NIGGERS!
Nigward, please get out of the song, right now
(N) NO BITCH, IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH THE BLING BLAOW
I WANNA TASTE A SHAMROCK SHAKE, IT LOOKS REALLY YUMMY
(Eminem) SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGWARD, I WANT ONE IN MY TUMMY
When the fuck did you guys get in the back seat of my car?
(N) SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH THIS SCAR
Okay, alright, alright, fine, I'm sorry, here, I'll order four
(N) UH, BETTER MAKE THAT SEVENTEEN
Why?
(N) Because we have more-
Friends! Like look over here, there's KSI!
(KSI) HEY THERE BITCHES, AND BONNIES IN MY SIDE
(Bonnie) (having a stroke) I WANT A SHAKE
Fine, alright, you can ALL get baked
But wait a second.. I don't have that kind of money
(KSI) IT'S OKAY.. I'M RICH.. I'LL GIVE YOU.. THE MONEY
Alright, cool, thanks KSI. Got a shake
I'm gonna get baked
(N) Mmm, the shake tastes really fucking good!
(E) I DON'T KNOW NIGWARD, IT TASTES WORSE THAN IT SHOULD
(KSI) WHY'S THAT EMINEM? WHAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS?
(E) IT'S SHAMROCK GAAASS! IT TASTES REALLY GOOD
(KSI) OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT EMINEM, THAT TASTES GLORIOUS..
I AM NOTORIOUS
KSI, please stop reciting On Point
I'll call this Shamrock Shake Max cause I'm gonna smoke a joint