[Intro: KSI]
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday

[Verse 1: JME]
Yeah, Christmas party, Christmas knees up
Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up
Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
It's fuckin' October, why is your tree up?
Been wrappin' them gifts in cunch
Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up
Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
Tryna make man spend his re-up (What?)
Three in the morning, man can't sleep
My neighbours lighting up the whole street
NPower, SSE, EON, EDF Energy (What?)
Them man there raking in the Ps (Pricks)
Dumb consumers still can't see (Pricks)
Mummy's trying to make ends meet
Christmas extortion, Christmas greed

[Verse 2: Tobi]
Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle (Bow)
When you hear this festivе jingle
This one's drill, not pop like Pringlе
You can get wrapped up, no Kris Kringle
See, it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this
Don't need lights 'cause we're bringing the litness
So you're better off hidin' your missus 'cause I'm top of her wishlist (Bow)
[Chorus: Tobi]
Santa's sleigh, I might jack that (Yeah, yeah)
Christmas presents, I stack that (Yeah, yeah)
Mrs. Claus got a fat back
So I might have to tap that
Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride (Santa's ride)
If the elves try run up on bro, then it's beef, so I have to slide (Have to slide)

[Drop: KSI]
Christmas drillings, make a killin' (Killin')
We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ain't no, ain't no)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ooh)
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ayy, ain't no presents, ain't no presents)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ayy)
Ooh-ooh-oh

[Verse 3: Vikkstar & KSI]
It's the one, two, three
Man'll cut down your Christmas tree
Gonna take this flow out in the snow, back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh (Uh-huh)
Him and his elves might pass away (Uh-huh)
Run 'em all over with his sled
Out in Lapland, snow turned red
He's dead (Christmas drillings, make a killin')
Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth (We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin')
End of his presence, I plead the fifth (Ain't no presents 'til your birthday)
Body is stiff (Jeez, huh)
[Pre-Drop: KSI]
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Merry Christmas)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Man, man, man

[Drop: KSI]
Man don't want socks, man don't want Crocs
Man tryna grab your mum
Bend her over, slide in just to show them how I stuff that turkey
Primed up, all my opps get banged up
Sit man down with a one-two piece
And I push-up to win with hands up
And I come to Christmas wavy
Priced up but I'm not Katie
Solo man but I'm not Stacey
I'm the man, but I'm no baby
Christmas drillings, make a killin'
We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ain't no, ain't no)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (Ooh)
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ooh-ooh-oh