Ooh who's that sneaking down the hall?
What's that shadow on the wall?
Half a ton of trouble to mess around with
Armed with rubber bands His school book in hands (?)
Got a great big mouth to shoot you down with
Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
What a ham, Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Bam! Bam! Bam! Fast talking guy Teenage private eye
Jumbo Sam
For one red dime He said he'd solve my crime
Find out who my girl's been messin' 'round with
But that great big son of a gun took my girl and run
Gonna get a baseball bat to knock him down with
Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
What a ham, Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Bam! Bam! Bam! Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
Jumbo Sam
Teacher calling in the hall pitchin' pennies on the wall (?)
He said he want enough to buy her present
Jumbo Sam is slick he's up to his old tricks
If a rumour's going 'round you know he said it
Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
Jumbo Sam ha!
Ohh! Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam) what a ham y'all
Jumbo Sam, Bam! Bam! Bam!
Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
Jumbo Sam No na now baby yeah
Jumbo Sam (Gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Jumbo Sam (gonna get, gonna get you Sam)
Fast talking guy teenage private eye
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