"I am the Edison phonograph
Created by the great wizard of the New World
To delight those who would have melody or be amused

I can sing you tender songs of love
I can give you merry tales and joyous laughter
I can transport you to the realms of music
I can cause you to join in the rhythmic dance
I can lull the babe to sweet repose, or waken in the aged heart soft memories of youthful days
No matter what may be your mood, I am always ready to entertain you."

Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!

[fades in]
"....I can transport you to the realms of music
I can cause you to join in the rhythmic dance
I can lull the babe to sweet repose, or waken in the aged heart soft memories of youthful days
No matter what may be your mood, I am always ready to entertain you."

It shouldn't bother me
It shouldn't bother me

It shouldn't bother me
It shouldn't bother me
You still won't hear
You still won't hear
You still won't hear
You still won't hear

"...I can lull the babe to sweet repose, or waken in the aged heart soft memories of youthful days
No matter what may be your mood, I am always ready to entertain you
When your day's work is done-"