[Verse 1]
It's Friday night, I'm rocking so hard
And I know, and I know that it's cool to rock
I sip a beer and dance with my friends
And I know, and I know it's cool to dance with friends

[Pre-Chorus]
But then you ask me to help you out and
I ain't got no time to think about it
I just don't care about you

[Chorus]
Don't give two shits
Don't give one fuck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

[Verse 2]
We take a shower, I'm n*** with my pals
And I know that it's cool to be n*** with pals
We're sipping whiskey and washing ourselves
And we kiss and we hug and we use the soap

[Pre-Chorus]
But then you ask me to scrub your body
Poor attitude, so mean and haughty
I'm never gonna wash you
[Chorus]
Don't give two shits
Don't give one fuck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

Don't give two shits
Don't give one fuck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

[Bridge]
A guy like me should be described with words like callous
I'm ready to live, but I've got a list of things I don't give
Two shits, one fuck, two shits, one fuck
(Two shits, one fuck)
Two hoots, one damn, two hoots, one damn
(Two hoots, one damn)
Two shits, one fuck, two shits, one fuck
(Two shits, one fuck)
Two hoots, one damn, two hoots, one damn
(Two hoots, one damn)
[Verse 3]
I'm having fuck with hundreds of girls
And I know, and I know that it rocks to fuck
Pumping and slamming, and chafing my meat
And I know it is so cool to chafe your cock

[Chorus]
Don't give two shits
Don't give one fuck
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now)
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now, nobody)

Don't give two shits
Don't give one fuck
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now)
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now, nobody)

[Outro]
Two shits, one fuck