It was one of the longest nights in my whole life
In line at the retail chain store, wonderin’ if it would happen
(Would she still be there waiting for me?)

Then you were born and everything changed
So tender and warm, yes, I placed you in your new tank
Driving you home, had to stop and buy cigs
Because you really love smoke, hey, hey

The birth of my daughter changed my life
I check her oil, fill her tires in the night
The birth of my daughter makes me whole
She’s got 4 pairs of arms and suction cups, you know

It’s true that I’ll never be the same
'Cause she can play my tapes
Movies on the TV, hey, it’s all because of my daughter

I felt a softening of my heart when she arrived
Her room was refrigerated to keep her alive

She gets stronger with every single update
I live-feed her mice, and love to watch her stalk her prey
Translucent skin, and diesel fuel, for her engine
She’s cruisin’ and growin’, hey, hey
The birth of my daughter changed my life
I check her oil, fill her tires in the night
Composed of plasma, held together by gravity
Our friends and family and planets orbiting

It’s true that I’ll never be the same
I’ll harvest all her grains
Store her in my silo, hey, it’s all because of my

I love my daughter, yeah
I love my daughter, yeah
I love my daughter, yeah
I love my daughter, yeah

She is my daughter, yeah
I became better man
She’s my daughter and now she wants to speak to you

(Go ahead, honey)

My birth truly changed my father’s life
He’s got a daughter now, along with son and wife
My dad loves to see my smile glow
And keeps me on a leash when we ride public transpo'

My dad knows all the tweaks, feeds me once a week
I’m always fully charged, hey, it’s all because of
We love each other so much
We’ll never get enough
My daughter is so great
My dad is great as well

I think she’s blowing up
All you know and love is lost
The solar system gone, hey, it’s all because of your daughter