Hot Dad
Bring Me All of Your Teeth
Teeth

It's no lie, I was once like you
I had a bunch of teeth, the future brought me no relief
I knew I had to give my teeth to someone else
Chewing food is how you eat

Oh, oh, oh-oh, you've got some teeth
Oh, oh, oh-oh, bring the teeth to me
Oh, oh, oh-oh, you've got some bite
Teeth for me, teeth for me, teeth for me, teeth

Teeth come in threes, and they're ready for me
Please bring me all of your teeth
Teeth come in fours, leave your shoes at the door
Please bring me all of your teeth

It's true, I've got a lot of teeth
I worked so hard to find myriad fangs and ivories
They won't all fit in my mouth
So I store them in coolers and cups inside my house

Oh, oh, oh-oh, you've got some teeth
Oh, oh, oh-oh, bring the teeth to me
Oh, oh, oh-oh, you've got some bite
Visit me, visit me, visit me tonight
Teeth come in threes, and they're ready for me
Please bring me all of your teeth
Teeth come in fours, leave your shoes at the door
Please bring me all of your teeth

One teeth, two teeth
Give them all to me
One teeth, two teeth
Give them all to me
Three teeth, four teeth
Bring them, be discreet
Three teeth, four teeth
Bring them, be discreet

I've got teeth, I've got hair
I've got fingers, yeah, I care
I've got you, you've got me
Between us, a bunch of teeth

I've got teeth, I've got hair
I've got fingers, yeah, I care
I've got you, you've got me
Between us, a bunch of teeth

I've got strength, I'm the best
Open your jaw, acquiesce
Empathy, compassion, greed
Transfer teeth from you to me
Bony things inside a mouth
Take those teeth and let 'em out
It's my dental fantasy
Take those teeth and set 'em free

Teeth come in threes, and they're ready for me
Please bring me all of your teeth
Teeth come in fours, leave your shoes at the door
Please bring me all of your teeth

Teeth come in threes, I'll ask that you be discreet
Please bring me all of your teeth
Teeth come in fours, leave your smile on my floor
Please bring me all of your teeth

For me, it's the teeth (The teeth)
For me, it's the teeth (The teeth)
Please bring me all of your teeth