I've got a family
And I wanna hold on to it
I've got a dream of familial love
Limitless

Family Matters, or does it?
Family Matters, I love it
With Steve Urkel, he's so weird
Who the hell could raise a boy like that?

My dad's a cop, he's a first class hero
He fights the scum on Chicago streets
Urkel's more popular than my whole family
I can't take anymore
My world is crashing down

If Family Matters
Why is he at the center?
Are you kidding me
Steve Urkel has got to go
He's got to go

If Family Matters
(Urkel's got to go)
Why is he at the center?
(Urkel's got to go)
Are you kidding me
(This is my family, my family, my family)
Steve Urkel has got to go
He's got to go
(This is my family)
Fuck you, Urkel