His name is Louie, he's on the street
The reigning champion of comedy
In New York City, divorced and free
But facing issues constantly

Louie
You've got something special
Louie
But don't be an asshole
Louie
Sometimes it's hard to say no
Louie
Now let's go eat some pizza, it's so good

Louie
Something's gonna cut deep
Louie
At the moment you least think
Louie
You keep your daughters happy
Louie
We watch your FX show on HBO