Married with Children
Al's keeping the demons at bay
The Bundy Family, lost inside a miserable dream
You're selling women's shoes
Wishing you could relive glory days
All State Fullback, four touchdowns in a single game

Peggy nags, Kelly won't close up her legs
It's you they humiliate
And all of your money they take
Bud is weird and afraid, constantly trying to get laid
Drink your troubles away, just look at the mess that you've made

The Bundy Curse will follow you into the grave
You're Married with Children
I know it hurts, they steal every penny you make
You're Married with Children
Filled with rage, you beat up every guy Kelly dates
You're Married with Children
But it's okay, this shitty life is all that you get
This shitty life is all that you get

Married with Children
Married with Children
Married with Children
Married with Children