I spend so much time on the 'net
Refuse to change my browsing habits
Downloading every link that I click
Offline browsing, how could you forget?

I'm caught in a web
But it's not what you'd expect
Or maybe it is
'Cause you know I love the 'net

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true
Coming true
Coming true

I wake up, I click all day
There's no longer a division between work and play
Hard to remember all of the sites
Won't you be my bookmark baby tonight?

The internet will set you free
No matter who you are
Virtual worlds and virtual girls
Make virtual love 'til dawn
I'm caught in a web
But it's not what you'd expect
Or maybe it is
'Cause you know I love the 'net

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true

I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug

Join me on the net today
There's plenty of good memes
And great cat pictures

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true