It's way too hard
It wouldn't feel right
To live my life without websites
I couldn't survive

Wake up early, then press go
And I hate when pages load real slow
They should be optimized

You want me to stop, but I won't listen
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Top level domains and cam girl vixens
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'

I don't even need a job
Just need a website
I don't even need a house
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

You look at me with such disdain
You're jealous of my website brain
So precise and refined
Watch digital babes and lick my lips
Wanna make love to a digital slit
Soon I'll be inside

You want me to stop, but I won't listen
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Top level domains and cam girl vixens
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Dog jumps in the pool while his owner's away
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Memes about Food Network star Bobby Flay
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'

I don't even to eat
Just need a website
I don't need to pay my bills
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

I don't wanna lose your website tonight
I promise to bookmark your website, all right?
Nothing's ever gonna change my mind
'Cause I'm the webmaster for all mankind
I'm the internet king
It's my favorite thing
I take data baths
Ones and zeros out the tap
Click on the links
Tell me what you think
Givin' what you get
It's called web respect

I don't even need a job
Just need a website
I don't even need a house
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

I don't even to eat
Just need a website
I don't need to pay my bills
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world