Ben Carson's
(No one is willing to stand up for what's right)
Ben Carson's America
(Doctor Carson)
Ben Carson's
(It would be like a utopia, he would bring back prosperity)
Ben Carson's America
(And self-respect)

Ben Carson is what this world needs
He's a man with integrity
He's got lips and a brain and a heart
And that makes him qualified for presidency

Obamacare is the same as slavery
He'll build pyramids to store our grains
Being gay is a choice, that's obvious!
He's a brain surgeon, he can work on brains

C'mon, c'mon
Ben Carson
C'mon, c'mon
Ben Carson
C'mon, c'mon
Ben Carson
C'mon, c'mon
Ben Carson
Ben Carson, whoa, whoa, whoa
Died for your sins, but you didn't know
Ben Carson, whoa, whoa, whoa
The Blessed King and the Holy Ghost
Ben Carson, whoa, whoa, whoa
Surgical Star, a heart of gold
Ben Carson, whoa, whoa, whoa
His brain's composed of Holy Lobes

Eating breakfast is like slavery
Skateboarding is like slavery
Evolution is like slavery
Taco Bell is just like slavery

Video games are just like slavery
Going on vacation is like slavery
Working a job is just like slavery
Aborting child is like slavery

Eating ice cream is like slavery
Being gay is just like slavery
Paying your bills is just like slavery
Ketchup on fries is just like slavery

Attacking mom with hammer: slavery
Attempt to stab a friend: slavery
HBO is just like slavery
Slavery, slavery, slavery
All communication is like slavery
Drinking water is like slavery
Using Twitter is like slavery
Enslaving others is like slavery

Ben Carson's
(I think America needs a lobotomy)
Ben Carson's America
(Doctor Carson is just the man to perform the procedure)
Ben Carson's
(He's gonna put the "U" back in utopia)
Ben Carson's America