They call him "Mr. Hulk"
He's got a ton of muscle bulk
He's ready to do another slam

Fights Savages, Shieks, and Giants
In a state of public confinement
Within the ring, he is the king we love

Hulkamania arrived like a plague
It couldn't be stopped, people couldn't be saved
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
Hogan Knows Best, his TV show
He sells Hulkster Burgers in Wal-Mart stores
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
A messy divorce, a racist dick
He couldn't control his penis tip

He won't admit defeat, he's still on top
He's the only Hulk Hogan that we've got

Hollywood Hulk-O-Rama
The Incredible Hulkster Hunk
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp

Fabulous Terry Bollea
Eats Hulk-A-Roos for lunch
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Immortal Mr. Nanny
The Unstoppable Muscle Force
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp

Hulkamania's mighty leader
Axe Bomber, Atomic Drop
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp

Penis tip