Dolph Ziggler, moving fast, muscle mass
Ready to fight, oh yeah
Dolph Ziggler, stinger splash, dropkick, smash!
Ready to kiss you
Ready to touch you right

A sinister man, an evil past
He murders people really fast
He dines on guts, he drinks the blood
He yearns to give you "Ziggler Hugs"

Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, put your hands on me
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, like a piece of meat
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, on WWE
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, make love to me

(Investigate Dolph Ziggler
Dolph Ziggler was perpetrated by members of our own government!)