Never leave
I don't want you to leave me
Never leave
I just want you to need me
Never leave
It would hurt my feelings if you left me
Never leave
I hope you never forget me

If you leave, I'll cry in the night
I'll skip breakfast for days
I'll still eat lunch
Even if we are through
I'll still eat dinner without you, ooh-ooh

Never leave
I just want to keep eating
Never leave
And it's real bad if you're leaving
Never leave
I'm morally opposed to rejection
Never leave
Now who will set up my Wi-Fi for me?