Heard about McDonald's for the first time the other day
Heard they're gonna make some good food
Hanging out all day, in the lobby, gonna eat some meat
Slide food through lips and then chew, yeah

C'mon, put a little mustard on the hotcakes
They don't serve toast
Eat fries with my best friends, do a high five
Then order some more
Slam dunk chicken nuggets into rich sauce
And suck the meat
Pour thick, creamy milkshake into bathtub
Get cold and clean

McDonald's food, it can't be beat
It's time to go, we're gonna eat

McDonald's food rules
McDonald's food rocks
We'll party tonight
McDonald's won't stop
I eat the hash browns
I love burgers too
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
Woke up in the morning, deep hunger, a lust for food
Head down to the local McD's
Biscuit with a muffin in the middle
And secret sauce
Wash it down with a cup of Hi-C, yeah, yeah

C'mon, put a little mustard on the hotcakes
They don't serve toast
Eat fries with my best friends, do a high five
Then order some more
Put mozzarella cheese sticks in a sundae
And stir it up
Add eggs and some lettuce, and shovel inside of mouth

McDonald's food, it can't be beat
It's time to go, we're gonna eat

McDonald's food rules
McDonald's food rocks
We'll party tonight
McDonald's won't stop
I eat the hash browns
I love burgers too
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is good, I want some right now
Stick it in my mouth
McDonald's is good, I want some right now
Shove it in my mouth
McDonald's is good, I want some right now
Rub it on my lips

McDonald's is good, I want some right now
McDonald's is good
McDonald's is good

Went down to a funeral, someone I know had passed away
Brought a big, hot bag of french fries
Put 'em inside the coffin and closed it
Farewell, my friend
Enjoy MacDonald's in the afterlife

McDonald's food rules
McDonald's food rocks
We'll party tonight
McDonald's won't stop
I eat the hash browns
I love burgers too
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is good
McDonald's is good
McDonald's is good
McDonald's is good