I don’t wanna have too much fun, I’d rather go home now

The party is roarin’, everybody havin’ fun
I look at my watch, I think it’s time to run
Intercourse happenin’, people slurpin’ booze
I frantically search for my socks and shoes

I’ve reached my threshold for fun and games
In a single night, I’ve got limits, okay?
I figure we should quit, we had a good run
“Do y’all agree? It seems logical to me”

I don’t wanna have too much fun, I’d rather go home now

People balls-deep, whiskey on their face
They turn to me and promptly end the embrace
“He’s got a point, hell yeah, he’s right”
“We can do this shit on a different night”

Excess fun can be dangerous
Don’t matter if you’re dancin’ or sharin’ a kiss
Doing high-fives or table tennis
Even when you’re doin’ drugs, be circumspect

I’m so relieved, got a lot on my platter
If I penetrated now, it would be a disaster
We turn down the stereo, clean up the mess
This party went from “great”
To basically the best
We don’t care, it’s okay if the party ends now
Don’t worry it’s no big deal, because we’re happy
We’re so glad you took the lead because you are right
We are grateful for good times, it’s been a blessing

We don’t wanna have too much fun, we’d rather go home now