Thinking of Burger King
Lusting for Burger King

When you're feelin' so hungry
You've gotta connect the dots
Go to BK's website
Input zipcode find the spots
Get in car with your best friend
Approach Burger King super fast
Order food that you enjoy
Then pay and eat the food

Burger King aims to please
It's what I want, it's what I need
Feed me burgers, feed me fries
Chicken tenders on the side
Live my life for Burger King
Around the planet, Onion rings
I would die and go to hell
If Burger King is what they sell

Dreaming of Burger King

And it's just like this recurring nightmare where I go into BK
And they're all out of everything I order
And then the king sucker punches me as I try to leave the restaurant
And then I piss my pants
And I wake up and I realize that I really pissed my pants
Then I wake up again piss free
When the pain overwhelms you
Put Burger King in your mouth
When you can't stop hurting
Scream "Burger King!"
Let it out
Tendergrill Chicken Sandwich
Get a Whopper, get a Juicy Big King
If you keep on crying, then Burger King's not your thing

Burger King

Burger King aims to please
It's what I want, it's what I need
Feed me burgers, feed me fries
Chicken tenders on the side
Live my life for Burger King
Around the planet, Onion rings
I would die and go to hell
If Burger King is what they sell

I don't want anything else
I don't have time in my life for a son or a wife
Burger King is the sole provider of my delight
Burger King, we live in your fast food monarchy

Burger King aims to please
It's what I want, it's what I need
Feed me burgers, feed me fries
Chicken tenders on the side
Live my life for Burger King
Around the planet, Onion rings
I would die and go to hell
If Burger King is what they sell