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​I Should Have Made a Song About Fidget Spinners
A different date, a different time
The fidget spinners, they were on the climb
I should've did it, but I was afraid
A song about them would have done so great

A gimmick product, no, we weren't prepared
For spinning power to take us there
Could have provided my perspective, yes
Could have become someone no one forgets

The fidget spinners were cool and new
They kept on spinning, it's what they do

I should have made a song about fidget spinners
I should have made a vid about fidget spinners
I could have gained so many brand new subscribers
I will never be the same, I've made a huge mistake

I could have made my jokes so obvious
Or employed subtlety to make my jabs
So much to explore in the land of spin
And when they stop, you just spin them again

It's way too late, I missed out on the trend
Could have made a timeless contribution
Ball bearings in my heart, the blood would spin
Throughout my body, it would never end
Growing obsession was asinine
Everyone was cracking jokes all the time

I should have made a song about fidget spinners
I should have made a vid about fidget spinners
I could have gained so many brand new subscribers
I will never be the same, I've made a huge mistake

C'mon, baby
You've got a fidget spinner?
So amazing
Think you should spin it with me

A possible fake convo
Coulda had it in my video
I should have pulled the trigger
And made a song about fidget spinners

I should have pulled the trigger
And made a song about fidget spinners

No way to fix that now

I should have made a song about fidget spinners
I should have made a vid about fidget spinners
I could have gained so many brand new subscribers
I will never be the same, I've made a huge mistake
I should have goofed and riffed upon fidget spinners
I should have done some silly things with fidget spinners
I could have made a rap or got a fidget spinner tat
Nothing will relieve my pain
I made a really big mistake

I definitely shoulda done it