I'm really eager to play the sports today
Just learned about this interesting, literate game
It's so resourceful, appealing in every way
All of these numbers, and letters, symbols, can't wait

I've got a semicolon
I'll use the comma to catch the dot, we'll throw it like a ball
Forward slash and backslash, use them as ski poles
Go down the slopes, made of carets with snow

But when we play, one note:
Be mindful of whether caps lock is on or off

Word sports, we'll make some punctuation bats
Word sports, we'll wrestle on the letter mats
Word sports, flip number 7, make a hockey stick
Skatin' 'round the zero, using L's for skates

Waking up on gameday, excitement in my belly
Playing tennis, make a big smash, T, C, 'n' X's make our rackets
Archery on the weekends, D bow, Y and V form the arrows
Make a horse from a bunch of letters, then race, show jumping, or rodeo

Unfold @ symbol, looks like elephant head, and yeah, there's a sport, called elephant polo
F looks like machine gun, L looks like gun too, target practice, hunt in the morning glow
And if we play real good
A dollar sign, might go from keyboard to my bank account

Word sports, we'll make some punctuation bats
Word sports, we'll wrestle on the letter mats
Word sports, flip number 7, make a hockey stick
Skatin' 'round the zero, using L's for skates

Word sports, football made of parentheses and V's
Word sports, percent sign cycling, you and me
Word sports, wear letter P as a baseball cap
I could play forever, coach, give me a chance

The stadium fills, the growing roar
The word sports fans, begging for more
Bottomless love, for the game
Letters and symbols on their brains
1, 2, 3 gotta think real fast
Racecar made of numbers on a digital track
Sensational strategy I'm just so glad to be
Wearing this jersey, the letters are H and D

If you can believe, playing word sports is my dream
Bold and elite, paragon of word sports is me
I'll lead the team, championships, we will succeed
Setting us free, chasing the ultimate victory
Word sports, we'll make some punctuation bats
Word sports, we'll wrestle on the letter mats
Word sports, flip number 7, make a hockey stick
Skatin' 'round the zero, using L's for skates

Word sports, football made of parentheses and V's
Word sports, percent sign cycling, you and me
Word sports, wear letter P as a baseball cap
I'm the greatest player, I will type to win