John Mayers ripped off my videos
He ripped off my videos

John Mayers is a hack, and he's the worst, John made a music video
I did that first
We're both wearing clothes, and facing toward the camera
And conscious and awake, I feel like I've been scammed, yeah

He featured human beings in his video too, it's the same thing I did
That should be clear to you
He stole it from me, and my editor, Peter
Now we're the first ones on earth to ever have our feelings hurt

John Mayers ripped off my videos
He ripped off my videos

At different points, he is holding a guitar
He dances and shakes, he's got arms and legs
In my videos, I also hold a guitar
I also dance and shake, I also arms and legs

He moves his lips when he says the words
Yeah, I did that too, this is totally absurd
I feel like I've been gutted, John Mayers is the blade
I just wish that he knew it's so much cooler to behave
He's got organs in his body
Excuse me, so do I
He also copied me in that we're both alive
A concept he stole that's really got me pissed
Is that both Hot Dad and John Mayers exist

Vowel sounds, consonants, sentences too
I was earlier, more prominent, I'm telling you the truth
He's a charlatan, a mountebank, a sinister dude
John Mayers stole from me, and he might steal from you

Why would John Mayers steal from me?
Why would he do something so crazy?
He stole my idea of stealing from other people, and I'm full of rage

John Mayers ripped off my videos
He ripped off my videos