I'm the Chowder Man
I simply love to party
I never wake during AM
Because of all night parties

Go to Happy Birthday Hotel
I'll book a suite to party
Fill up the suite I booked
With babes eager to party

When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, "Meet me in the lobby"
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky

Responsibility, I got a spare room key

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man's hotel room
It's probably time to party
Hey baby, it's gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There's gonna be a party

This party ain't gonna stop when it's time to rock with the Chowder Man

Order room service
A steamin' platter of party
Sippin' bubbly, yeah
Charcuterie and whiskey
(Only the good stuff)
Bikinis and tuxes
A limo, Madd Mann Chopperz
I'm so famous, yeah
I've got a Chowder Copter
(Come on and take a ride, baby)

When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, "Join me in jacuzzi"
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky

We're havin' so much fun, the Chowder Man is number one

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man's hotel room
It's probably time to party
Hey baby, it's gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There's gonna be a party

Oh yeah, oh yeah
We're gonna crank it up
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We're gonna do it right
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We're gonna party real hard
Feel the power of the party, let it guide you through the night

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man's hotel room
It's probably time to party
Hey baby, it's gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There's gonna be a party
This party ain't gonna stop when it's time to rock with the Chowder Man

This party ain't gonna quit, never sick of it
Hey, I'm the Chowder Man

That's right, I am the Chowder Man