Hot Dad
Kruncher
Guess who's back?
I know you missed me

Kruncher's here
There ain't no way you're gonna forget me

I'm ready to rock forever
Bring the heat, bring the power
I was born for this

Calling out to all the Muscle Boyz and the Freak Chicz:
Are you ready?

I'm gonna teach you the ways of Kruncher
There's three important points:
Number one: Radio Edit
Number two: Radio Edit
Number three: Radio Edit

Pop Quiz coming later, punk
Better hope you pass
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