[Verse 1]
Whiskers growing at the speed of light
Put the trimmer into overdrive
Thoughts are runnin' through my mind
Just the bathroom and the night

[Verse 2]
Spray the shaving cream into my hand
Lather up, the world don't understand
Man inside the mirror now
Should I finally let him out?

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna shave, I'll put the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need confidence and patience
Infinite world; a galaxy of innocence
It's true, I am the Chowder Man
This is my contrition

[Chorus]
I've got the blade and I'm ready to shave
I'm not afraid, I won't look away

[Verse 3]
5 o'clock the shadows haunt again
Melancholy darkness 'round my lips
Appetite, I'll show you how
Want your love, I need you now
[Verse 4]
A stubble crown, I am the king
Seize the moment, spread my wings
Press the metal to my face
Braver, stronger every day

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna shave, I'll put the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need confidence and patience
A universe addicted to the loneliness
It's true, I am the Chowder Man
Hear my declaration

[Bridge 1]
May this sharpened edge bring me peace
The truth, freed from the arms of chaos, arrives slowly, methodically
A star in the sky, the Earth rumbles, a drone so sincere
And I'm not frightened, I just am

[Chorus]
I've got the blade and I'm ready to shave
I'm not afraid, I won't look away
Like the thunder and flames in a lovers' embrace
I will clean the slate of the growth, shear the pain away

[Bridge 2]
Chowder Man, ready to shave
Chowder Man, carry the blade
Chowder Man, break the chains
The Chowder Man, free again
Chowder Man, ready to shave
Chowder Man, carry the blade
Chowder Man, break the chains
The Chowder Man, free again
Chowder Man, ready to shave
Chowder Man, carry the blade
Chowder Man, break the chains
The Chowder Man, free again
Chowder Man, ready to shave (Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh)
Chowder Man, carry the blade (Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
Chowder Man, break the chains (Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh)
The Chowder Man
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
Bold and strong, we shave (We shave)
The journey starts on the face (The face)
Creation, love, destruction (Destruction)
Untie the strings of blindness

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 6]
Accept my humble sacrifice
Let the embers glow
Secrets hiding underneath
Shave me, guide me back
To my home

[Outro]
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
Got the blade and I'm ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave
We've got the blade and we're ready to shave