Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus

I'm just a man, who wants to have a drink with Jesus
I'm just a man who wants to have a beer with Christ
Something on tap, don't pop no bottle cap with Jesus
We'll get some snacks, the beer will complement them well

Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat
Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat

Jesus Christ, please don't drink in excess tonight
Jesus Christ, please don't drink in excess tonight

Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus
Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus

Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus
It's Friday night and I am at the bar with Jesus
He died for sins so now we'll drink an IPA
It's Friday night, the bar is packed, and I'm with Jesus
The rapture is near, so now we'll drink a Belgian ale

Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat
Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat

Jesus Christ, if you're gonna drink, take it easy tonight
Jesus Christ, if you're gonna drink, take it easy tonight

Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus
Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus

Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus