[Verse 1]
Big Money, yeah, he's the best
Bring the salvia, there's no time to rest
On the highway, under clear night skies
Only clouds below from lightin' up that pipe

Enlightened by the visions from the blessed smoke
Keep the cruise locked on and the A/C cold
Trunk full of drinks for the party tonight
Take aim, suck it in, puff it out, take flight

Big Money Salvia's going home, it's been too long
4:20 in the morning, drivin' 69, he's on my mind
Cloud People in the back, gonna shake and move to the Salvia groove
City limits up ahead, glowing neon signs, Big Money's arrived

[Chorus]
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
[Verse 2]
It's a perfect night, he's come a long way
To Salvia Township, in Big Money State
Salvia-scrapers, skylines of smoke
The public transportation is great, no joke

The party don't stop, no matter the day
And gay frog acceptance has come a long way
Security from Skjöldr, there's also a mall
And Sexy Uncle Dave has got a lobster claw

Reptilian night clubs, Nobbleberry WOT
Pineapples everywhere, Robot's looking rough
A flat horizon in this beautiful land
Alex Jones and Mark Dice in the FEMA camp

Bug chasing enterprises eager to hire
And DJ Crib Def spinnin' records, pure fire
Rocketship parades and soy boy pride
And all investigations have ceased, that's right

Which Erik is this? It's not me, Okay, shit
It's Erik with a "K", that's me, too, fuck this
The important thing and we're both proud to say it
Is that we're both balls-deep in our boy's dicks
Big Money Salvia, the mayor for life
Bouncin' on, bouncin' on, bouncin' on
Bouncin' on, bouncin' on his boy's dick
Teaching lessons from the Big Money pulpit

[Chorus]
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City

[Bridge]
Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone, phone, phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is calling, calling you

Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone, phone, phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is calling, calling you
(Hello Mr. Salvia, is it really you?)

Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone, phone, phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is calling, calling you

Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone, phone, phone
Big Money Salvia is on the phone
Big Money Salvia is calling, calling you

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Play the game every day, Big Money in the works, it's all good news
Take a break from the party, go into your room, tweet at Ted Cruz
The Big Money Times, same headline in bold, every day, yes, sir
"Ain't no Planet X coming 'cause ain't no space 'cause ain't not globe Earth"

[Chorus]
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City
Big Money Salvia City (Big Money)
We're in Big Money Salvia City

[Outro]
Big Money
Big Money
Big Money
Big Money
Big Money