Demand I make my bed
Confiscate my fireworks
Reducin' my allowance
Force me to cut my hair

Wakin' me up early, no sleepin' in on the weekends
Makin' me help in the kitchen, scrubbin' dishes
Yell at me, "Turn down that music, it bothers your father"
No PlayStation 'til I finish my homework, yeah, it's sad

Nothing is fair, I'm so sick of this
I won't take any more of your BS shit
You don't like my friends, and I'm super pissed
I won't take any more of your BS shit

Dumping out my secret beers
Chiding, "Skateboarding's unsafe!"
Won't let me have my own phone line
Clarinet instead of drum set

Can't go to the mall because dinner with grandma and grandpa
Shared computer in living room, no way, I'm not okay with that
I don't wanna bike to school, I should be driving a Camaro
But my friend Jason is a good kid and we won't play with the blowtorch
And his dad will probably be there the whole time
Please let me stay the night
Brought home McDonald's, you forgot my shake
Never forgive you for the mess you've made
I only want to wear the coolest clothes
But you buy me stuff from brands no one knows

Nothing is fair, I'm so sick of this
I won't take any more of your BS shit
You don't like my friends, and I'm super pissed
I won't take any more of your BS shit

You won't let me swear, you say "BS crap"
I won't take any more BS shit like that
I'll drink Mountain Dew and stay up all night, mom
BS shit is the worst, cool stuff is what I want

Told dad I didn't make the honor roll
Now I can't watch my fave TV show
Can't go to concert, don't have a car
This BS shit you pull's gone too far

Can't leave my comic books on the floor
Posters of babes on my wall, no more
My life's in free fall, a cruel descent
Never get to choose movies we rent

Nothing is fair, I'm so sick of this
I won't take any more of your BS shit
You don't like my friends, and I'm super pissed
I won't take any more of your BS shit
You won't let me swear, you say "BS crap"
I won't take any more BS shit like that
I'll drink Mountain Dew and stay up all night, mom
BS shit is the worst, cool stuff is what I want

Just give me a dirtbike, I need a katana
I prefer Doritos, I don't like lasagna
A DVD player would help me with homework
If you care about me, Dave and Liz, no more BS shit