I love drinkin', I do it so much
And after drinkin', I love to get laid
Searchin' for pussy, gonna meet all my needs
But I've got a little secret below

Between my thighs, so easy to forget
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip
But I still want to slide into you

I know I can't hide it
I've got a penis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a penis-eating virus

When it happened, I had to be brave
The doctors couldn't help me, it couldn't be saved
But I want your body, I'm beggin' for you
I'll never get hard no matter what you do

Between my thighs, so easy to forget (Forget)
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left (Is all that's left)
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip (A missing tip)
But I still need to slide into you

I know I can't hide it
I've got a penis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a penis-eating virus
It's gross and inside my privates
I've got a penis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a penis-eating virus

My crotch looks just like a cyst, puss-y, clumpy flesh
So disturbing and permanent
I can't even a feel a thing, atrophy, I guess
And now I'm gonna make love to you (Yeah)

I know I can't hide it (Hide it)
I've got a penis-eating virus (Virus)
I'm sure she won't mind that (Mind that)
I've got a penis-eating virus (Virus)

It's gross and inside my privates (Privates)
I've got a penis-eating virus (Virus)
I'm sure she won't mind that (Mind that)
I've got a penis-eating virus

Come on, just live that life of yours
I'm tellin' you, people, no one really needs a penis tip
Just go on and make that right choice
You don't really need that old penis tip
It ain't no big deal
I'm tellin' you, people, don't live with it