I went to VidCon but it turned into a disaster
They told me, "He's right there, please come meet Charles Manson"
Even my hotel room got broken into by the Postman
And then he threatened me (With what, I'm not totally sure)

I'm in the void, I'm in the void

YouTubers everywhere, but no one's all right with me
Wasn't a big deal 'til I said I liked the Sonic movie
The leftist council decreed, "Exile's the only way"
Banished and paranoid

Now I'm in the void, I'm in the void

I'm not alone in the void, I've got some company
VoidCon 2021 on the way
It's so much fun, maybe I'm partial
But I hope that we won't get shut down by the fire marshal

The world is burning down, but things are cool in the void
I love my new home now (Bye-bye VidCon, hello VoidCon)

I'm in the void, I'm in the void