Vince McMahon is the man in charge
He's working so hard, he's working so hard
Filing cabinets packed to the brim
He's working again, he's making a plan
There's another contract comin' in today
Maybe start a new league, there's no time for play
Give the wrestlers a kiss, then be on your way
Organize a pay-per-view, pick a time and day

Fill out those forms, c'mon, Vince
Answer those phones, talk to 'em, Vince
Drain your bladder if you need to piss
Investments, big returns, let's do it, Vince

Oh, Vince McMahon, you've got to be strong
When tax time rolls around
Oh, Vince McMahon, you've got to be bold
If your CPA drops the ball
He's keeping busy for you, acquisitions and new
Streaming services, projects and feuds
Oh, Vince McMahon, you'll do a big slam
The Administrative Hero Man

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