It's Christmastime and it's gonna get hot
Wanna wrap your body, stick my coal in your sock
Such nasty dreams, reindeer in the dark
I forgot you don't like when I talk this way
I made a mistake, I'm gonna stop, okay?

I can't wait to spend time together
Locked indoors during inclement weather
Tensions rise and nothing gets better
To tell you the truth, I hate the holidays with you

I know we're gonna keep on fighting
And neither of us ever hides it
No time for holiday cheer
Gonna try not to cause a Christmas argument this year

It's Christmastime, but nothing's going on
You won't sit beside me, you won't tell me what's wrong
Guests are arriving, it's almost noon
Can I just say sorry? Can we please move on?
I'm sick of this Christmas battleground

I can't wait to spend time together
Locked indoors during inclement weather
Tensions rise and nothing gets better
To tell you the truth, I hate the holidays with you
I know we're gonna keep on fighting
And neither of us ever hides it
No time for holiday cheer
Gonna try not to cause a Christmas argument this year
I know we're gonna keep on fighting
And neither of us ever hides it
No time for holiday cheer
Gonna try not to cause a Christmas argument this year

They ran out by the time I got there
There was nothing I could do
I don't wanna hear about it
She has fleas again
I hate it when you're like this
What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong
Now I know something's wrong
We don't communicate enough
I don't love you anymore
What do you mean you'll never walk again?
The bank is gonna take our house
You're not allowed to say that
It's a peanut allergy
Please don't kill me
Don't kill me
I know we're gonna keep on fighting
And neither of us ever hides it
No time for holiday cheer
Can you try not to cause a Christmas argument this year?
I know we're gonna keep on fighting
And neither of us ever hides it
No time for holiday cheer
Can you try not to cause a Christmas argument this year?

I don't wanna drink blood anymore
I don't wanna drink blood anymore
I don't wanna drink blood anymore
I don't wanna drink blood anymore
I don't wanna drink blood anymore
I don't wanna drink blood anymore