I am a gamer and I read the news
Nintendo did a thing that I cannot excuse
The middle finger, no, they'll never stop
I heard they're giving Mario a bulging crotch

In the new game, he's constantly swearing and he shoots up drugs
The princess isn't in another castle
She's in another strip club

And she's showing everyone her toadstool every night

Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now

Yoshi doing dirty things using his tonguе
Toad became a cannibal who eats his sons
Luigi's now a nudist and hе always vapes
You can see his genitals when the dope clouds fade

The sexual encounters earn you extra coins and points
And Bowser only does fire-breathing to light up pot joints
The Donkey Kong and Wario go on violent crime sprees
The game will surely be rated M by the ESRB
Or maybe even AO, these developers are seriously messed up in the head

Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now

Logged on, gamers talkin' about how
They are making Mario nasty now
No more magic, it's burned to the ground
They are making Mario nasty now

Mario is nasty now
Mario is nasty now
No yippee, only bad words
Mario is nasty now

Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now

Logged on, gamers talkin' about how
They are making Mario nasty now
No more magic, it's burned to the ground
They are making Mario nasty now