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Dirty Dike

"Whose Record"

[Verse 1: Sonny Jim]
Lately I've been feeling the negativity
Of the industry
Bredders be dissing me
Man I find it preposterous
Actually utter blasphemy
Underdigging me gradually
Zapping out all my sanity
Casuing holy calamity
Like what you talking stupid for?
Señor I'm the senior in the school of thought
On point and true to form
Jimmy rush through
Rush you and your drunk crew
My flow stay skippy, jiggy
Dance over drum loops
I turn the convo towards my point of view
I grizzle rizzle grind in my boiler suit
By now you must have heard the name
Or seen me at the show burning grade
I'm nice with the like and the turn of phrase
Gas face, gamma ray
Rat race, [?]
Hold me back the nightmare, bogeyman
Holding the exploding can
Swim without the wetsuit
Swigging a Wray & Nephew
I'm head food
Check for my show at your nearest venue
I'm grand canyon picturesque
I draw gash without the lynx effect
[?] is dissing skets
Dishing disrespect
Eject your disk
Wishing death on di*kheads that selected it
I'm negative
You can probably tell from my penmanship
Peace to all my people
Just living a life illegal
I'm sipping a pint of diesel
And wisdom disguised as evil
Resident reigning terror
We're trynna change like the weather
Wanna buy my CD?
I got no change for your tenner

[Hook: Dirty Dike]
It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps
Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats
With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back

It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps
Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats
With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back

[Verse 2: Dirty Dike]
The drunk stranglist
Comes with 'nuff sandwiches
Ham salad busting out the crust like cabbages
f*ck jamming in pubs I chuck javelins
Grabbing chicks, cuddling c*nts, abduct Madeline
And I ain't even touched on the worst of it
Percy pig can chase a rubber duck through my circuit b*tch
Since birth I've been working with the worst of it
Lurking as a person spitting verses like it's work and sh*t
I ain't getting paid for rapping
After stage time man I ask Jake what happened
I place patterns
Like I'm Escher with the break habit
Ricky Lake's kids couldn't imitate the weight crashing
Splashing in your face with the fap
Rapping at your mates like a twat
Catch me in the rave with a slag
And a plate full of gak
You can take it as matter of fact and that's that

[Hook: Dirty Dike]
It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps
Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats
With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back

It goes bang, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
I never hesitate to put the phallus in the flaps
Catch me wanking in a palace full of yats
With a hammer like I'm tinny mallet jamming at the back

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