[Verse 1]
I can't carry on
This play is too long
I must be going
Extend my regrets
I gave it my best
But now I'm going

[Pre-Chorus 1]
This is too much for me to take
Something tells me that she's faking it

[Verse 2]
She says she don't care
She wants to be fair
She must be joking
It's simple she said
Let's not lose our head
Tell me she's joking

[Pre-Chorus 2]
This is too much for me to take
But somebody isn't faking
Someone's heart is breaking

[Chorus 1]
And if you see her give her my critique
She's a bad little actress
Gets no curtain call
But the worst of all
When the curtain falls
There's no one at the backstage door
[Verse 3]
I'm more than her friend
'Cause I knew her when
She was no sensation
She's wasting our time
Repeats all her lines
What's her motivation?

[Pre-Chorus 3]
Now she won't share her stage with me
Her performance was outrageous
Put me through some changes

[Chorus 2]
So if you see her give her my critique
She's a bad little actress
Her delivery don't come naturally
Anyone could see
She doesn't mean a word she says

[Outro]
Bad little actress
Her mascara ran
And the show was panned
But I'm still her biggest fan
So when you see her give her my critique
She's a bad little actress
Gets no curtain call
But the worst of all
When the curtain falls
There's no one at the backstage door