[Intro]
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job

[Verse 1]
Corporate cry baby
A bit wiser and a whole lot older, feeling bolder
Sucking up to the last stockholder with a
Golden parachute slung over your shoulder

Jacked up b-boy
Another fool got stuck in the whirlpool
Looking for a fast break, not enough cake to go 'round
Another brother goes down, and he's out of the gene pool

Media pimp
Day after day, night after night if the money is right
The campaign goes on to make right seem wrong
With computer animation and a hip-hop song

[Pre-Chorus]
Land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
Stop
[Chorus]
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job

[Verse 2]
Cowboy politician
Sucking up to the aristocracy
Not even sure if you like democracy
Trying to establish an American royalty, a personal dynasty

Priests of the airwaves
Let the buyer beware, it's a jungle out there
So buy my advice and don't think twice
Then me and your money will go someplace sunny

Celebrity stud monkey
Kiss and tell, got a book to sell
'Cause you don't excel or do anything well
Since you slipped past thirty, better keep the sex dirty
[Pre-Chorus]
Land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
Stop

[Chorus]
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job

[Pre-Chorus]
Land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
Stop
[Chorus]
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job
Don't quit your day job

[Guitar solo]

[Outro]
Land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)
This is the land of opportunity
(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)
Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)