[Verse 1: Shao Dow]
Pass me the food
Me and one jump dude came to consume
I leave a plate n*** looking like the full moon
I'm eating fruit soup and spaghetti with prunes
I'm like a vacuum so you better make room
Put the meat back
I don't eat that
On my 10th course now that's a neat snack
Now I'm gonna eat yam and some tree sap
Matter fact bring that again like a recap
Bro you should swallow that whole
Your food's going cold
Like you've had two bowls and you eat kinda slow
He said
これはまずいですよ。
I think that means I'm full here you go
I take his share
Ate what's spare
Wait I swear that's a moustache hair
Stuck right there in my chow
Call for the chef right now
The chef comes out with a menacing frown
An L on his hat but it's upside down
Tall and thin with a violent chin
I smile at him and point at the black thing
Like this was great
I'll have another 5 on a plate
Actually make that 8
The chef says nothing
Nods then returns to the kitchen he's running
Man I can't wait for nutrition that's coming
I reach for additional muffins and speak from the lips that I'm stuffing
I'm loving this place
Like hey man what's wrong with your face
You look kinda green
I mean
More than you usually seem
He speaks
気分が悪い。トイレはどこですか?
あーあそこですか
Then departs for the bathroom and leaves the food so I don't starve
[Chorus: Shao Dow]
Oh You thought it'd be easy?
Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z
We're the greatest believe me

Oh You thought it'd be easy?
Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z
Don't forget Waluigi

[Verse 2: The Kevin Bennett]
Guess who
It can only be one man
Homie I'm back
More built than a brickhouse
Got biceps on my moustache
Ever since Smash
Haven't come across any one that compare to the level I’m on
With the strength I have
What I warm up with is your one rep max
If you don't workout then you don't get jacked
I obliterated literally everybody in a little video game
But it was so lame
Every single day I would dominate the roster page then do it again
I want a taste of the real competition
Step up to the plate
I can meet you in the kitchen
Seasoned with a skillet
Better believe that I can batter you both until you bleed creme filling
全然わかりません。
Been traveling through galaxies
Lookin’ for a valuable match for me
But it gets repetitive and tedious to be the antagonist they can't defeat
Put a hurt on Hercules when I went over to Greece
Most certainly
Kratos got a KO with rear a choke yeah I put 'em to sleep
I've been getting so bored every fight that I go to
Beat Liono while watching a sitcom on Roku
Beat Superman the same day
Reading a newspaper sipping on a cold brew
When I thought there was no one left
I heard that you two were the best
Stay put right here
Don't move I'ma kill him first
Then when I'm back I'm killin' you next
[Chorus: Shao Dow]
Oh You thought it'd be easy?
Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z
We're the greatest believe me

Oh You thought it'd be easy?
Even on your best day no way you'll defeat me
I go ham if it's beef, some say that I'm greedy
And if you got a death wish come play with the genie
One Jump Man, Shaggy Ball Z
Don't forget Waluigi