Freaks and weebs of every age
Stop scrolling the anime Reddit page
Come with me and you will see
There's a town called Halloweeb

This is Halloweeb, Halloweeb
Furries OwO in the dead of night

This is Halloweeb, everybody sip the lean
Waifus with stockings so skin tight
Trick or treat, uwu got anime feet?

Such thicc thighs, make a f*cking weeb wheze
No more body pillow hugging, got your waifu in Halloweeb

A wolf waifu waits under your bed (Awooooo~~)
She awoos at the moon, waiting for the dead

With a succubus waifu hiding behind the stairs
Oh my gah, she got a big oppai pair!

Sweet dreams are made of weebs
Who am I, to diss a weeb?

Come on I just gotta get into Halloweeb
I need my anime waifus to smother me in oppai!
Hi it's Nii, you summoned me to go to Halloweeb?
Things haven't been great with you mom, I see?

Too old to go trick or treat
She caught you looking at anime feet
Well, degenerates like you
They go to halloweeb too

Come come, we take freaks and weebs of every age
There's no need to hide your hentai history page

Come with us and you will see
This our town called Halloweeb

I see she cancelled your hentai subscription too
As you sit alone and blue balled in your room
But don't worry, many weaboos face the same pain too
Wait.. how old are you? (Thirty twooo~)
No lolis for you!

Aight man, I get your mom's concern
But we're finding you a girl your age
In Halloweeb town (Are legal lolis okay?)
Yeah I guess so, but I don't have all day

Now let's fly away
This is Halloweeb, Halloweeb
Furries OwO in the dead of night

This is Halloweeb, everybody sip the lean
Waifus with stockings so skin tight

This is Halloweeb, Halloweeb
Furries OwO in the dead of night

This is Halloweeb, everybody sip the lean
Waifus with stockings so skin tight

[Fade out]
This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb
This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb
This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb, This is Halloweeb