[Verse 1]
I'm drinking like a fish and catching like a mule
Fighting like a chicken and talking like a fool
And I will ’till I don't have to honky-tonk my blues
'Cause anything’s better than thinking about you

(Sitting at home, knowing your gone
Watching the phone, drinking alone)

[Verse 3]
I'm roaring like a lion and lying like a dog
Cussing like a sailor and singing like a frog
And I found a few friends who will help me pretend that we ain't through
'Cause anything's better than thinking about you

(Sitting at home, knowing your gone
Watching the phone, drinking alone)

[Chorus]
You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I'm going wild
You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I'm going wild

[Verse 3]
I'm smoking like a chimney and chugging like a train
Drowning like a rat and going down the drain
I’m gonna rock ’till the cock cock-a-doodle-doo
'Cause anything’s better than thinking about you
(Sitting at home, knowing your gone
Watching the phone, drinking alone)

[Chorus 2]
You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I'm going wild
You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I'm going wild

You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I'm going wild
You left me crying like a child
So like a hog, I’m going wild

[Instrumental]

(Sitting at home, knowing your gone
Watching the phone, drinking alone)

[Outro]
Yeah, everything's better than thinking about you
Yeah, everything's better than thinking about you