Valentine’s Day
[Intro]
Oh there's my beautiful girlfriend *Smooch*
I made you a song. And I thought I'd surprise you on this date by singing it in front of the entire restaurant. Just to show you how much I love you darling. Prepare to hear the most beautiful song of your life
[Verse 1]
Oh baby! Oh baby!
How I love you baby!
I love you so much baby!
Let me kiss you all night baby!
I'm your true lover, and you know it!
I will love you all night baby!
Let me kiss your neck, and eat your hair, and play with your boobies!
But first I'll put a ring on it!
And then I will kiss on it!
OPEN YOUR BOOTY!
[Verse 2]
Do you know what love is?
Cause I do
I saw it for the first time when I saw YOU!
Felt the butterflies in my stomach as you passed me by
Thеn I turned around and tried to say hi
But I shit my pants right then and thеre
All up in my brand new Andrew Tate underwear
But I didn't seem to care
All because you were there
[Verse 3]
I went up to your car while you were in it
And I asked for your number
You didn't trust me at first but I persisted with my charm
Then we went on a date and ate lucky charms
After that we went to your house
And there you changed into a blouse
You started to squeak like a mouse
When I pulled your cheeks apart in your blouse
[Outro]
Um... Why aren't you guys applauding? I need you guys to applaud. It's a very special song
Dude. She's not here anymore, she left
Wait what!? How long has she been gone for!?
She left a few seconds after you started singing. That was atrocious
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE!? I POURED MY HEART OUT IN THIS SONG!
*Intense heartbreak mental breakdown*
Another girl leaves me for something stupid like this
AND FUCK YOU TOO RANDOM CUSTOMER! FUCK YOU!
Oh that was straight fire on the track
FUCK YOU!
Oh there's my beautiful girlfriend *Smooch*
I made you a song. And I thought I'd surprise you on this date by singing it in front of the entire restaurant. Just to show you how much I love you darling. Prepare to hear the most beautiful song of your life
[Verse 1]
Oh baby! Oh baby!
How I love you baby!
I love you so much baby!
Let me kiss you all night baby!
I'm your true lover, and you know it!
I will love you all night baby!
Let me kiss your neck, and eat your hair, and play with your boobies!
But first I'll put a ring on it!
And then I will kiss on it!
OPEN YOUR BOOTY!
[Verse 2]
Do you know what love is?
Cause I do
I saw it for the first time when I saw YOU!
Felt the butterflies in my stomach as you passed me by
Thеn I turned around and tried to say hi
But I shit my pants right then and thеre
All up in my brand new Andrew Tate underwear
But I didn't seem to care
All because you were there
[Verse 3]
I went up to your car while you were in it
And I asked for your number
You didn't trust me at first but I persisted with my charm
Then we went on a date and ate lucky charms
After that we went to your house
And there you changed into a blouse
You started to squeak like a mouse
When I pulled your cheeks apart in your blouse
[Outro]
Um... Why aren't you guys applauding? I need you guys to applaud. It's a very special song
Dude. She's not here anymore, she left
Wait what!? How long has she been gone for!?
She left a few seconds after you started singing. That was atrocious
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE!? I POURED MY HEART OUT IN THIS SONG!
*Intense heartbreak mental breakdown*
Another girl leaves me for something stupid like this
AND FUCK YOU TOO RANDOM CUSTOMER! FUCK YOU!
Oh that was straight fire on the track
FUCK YOU!