Where The Fuck Are My Keys
[Chromozome]
Oh my fucking God! Where the fuck are my keys!? I've been looking for them and my car has been going off like NON-STOP! SHUT UP! Alright. I can't find them on any counters, they're not in my room, and they're not in the fucking living room! So that means only one thing. GRANDMA! WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?
[Grandma]
Um... I- I don't know sweetie. You might have left them outside. Did you check there?
[Chromozome]
Oh my fucking God! Grandma! If I did not look outside, do you think I'd be asking you right now!? DO YOU HAVE DEMENTIA OR SOMETHING!?
[Grandma]
Hey hey... No need to be rude, I was just giving a recommendation. I have no idea where your keys are. I looked everywhere with you and I just haven't seen them, I'm sorry
[Chromozome]
YOU'RE A LYING FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU KNOW THAT GRANDMA!? I can smell the car keys on you
*Smells grandma intensely*
Oh fuck. And that perfume too. What is that perfume? It's getting me a little riled up, not gonna lie. But grandma! If you don't show me where my car keys are I'M GOING TO BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
[Grandma]
I- I swear I don't know I promise you. I don't know where they are
[Chromozome]
Wait a minute
*Intensely sniffs grandma again*
[Grandma]
You can't be touching me on the butt
[Chromozome]
SHUT UP! You naughty bitch, you put them in your butt didn't you!?
[Grandma]
Wha- No. No I didn't
[Chromozome]
Oh yeah you did! AND I'M GONNA PULL THEM OUT RIGHT NOW!
[Grandma]
*Moan* Oh. That felt so good coming out. Oh
[Chromozome]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK! And now that I've got my keys, I'm gonna get the fuck in my car, and drive. And kill everyone on the road. Fuck you grandma
Oh my fucking God! Where the fuck are my keys!? I've been looking for them and my car has been going off like NON-STOP! SHUT UP! Alright. I can't find them on any counters, they're not in my room, and they're not in the fucking living room! So that means only one thing. GRANDMA! WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?
[Grandma]
Um... I- I don't know sweetie. You might have left them outside. Did you check there?
[Chromozome]
Oh my fucking God! Grandma! If I did not look outside, do you think I'd be asking you right now!? DO YOU HAVE DEMENTIA OR SOMETHING!?
[Grandma]
Hey hey... No need to be rude, I was just giving a recommendation. I have no idea where your keys are. I looked everywhere with you and I just haven't seen them, I'm sorry
[Chromozome]
YOU'RE A LYING FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU KNOW THAT GRANDMA!? I can smell the car keys on you
*Smells grandma intensely*
Oh fuck. And that perfume too. What is that perfume? It's getting me a little riled up, not gonna lie. But grandma! If you don't show me where my car keys are I'M GOING TO BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
[Grandma]
I- I swear I don't know I promise you. I don't know where they are
[Chromozome]
Wait a minute
*Intensely sniffs grandma again*
[Grandma]
You can't be touching me on the butt
[Chromozome]
SHUT UP! You naughty bitch, you put them in your butt didn't you!?
[Grandma]
Wha- No. No I didn't
[Chromozome]
Oh yeah you did! AND I'M GONNA PULL THEM OUT RIGHT NOW!
[Grandma]
*Moan* Oh. That felt so good coming out. Oh
[Chromozome]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK! And now that I've got my keys, I'm gonna get the fuck in my car, and drive. And kill everyone on the road. Fuck you grandma