Holly Jawly Christmas
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be hoes but show up with some cheer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you go beat your meat
Kiss Santa by the mistletoe and stroke on his fat meat
[Verse 1]
Open his big hole, then I stick it in
Santa's really old, so I stick it in
You think Santa's safe from my wrath?
Mr. Smith and Johnny did it last year
I'm doing it this year
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I was told to grab some snow and throw it at the deer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you cut down a tree
You make sure that you get blown by everyonе you meet
[Verse 2]
Grabbing Santa's ass, then it proceeds to get stuffed
Hе cries out for help, I'm horny i can't get enough
Oh god damn! He a hoe!
I put my dick in for 2 seconds and he's already squirting!
He wants to be my hoe, I will gladly accept
But he wants to know, how long will I be erect?
Honestly, Santa, I don't really have a clue about that problem at all
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if you all know that Santa has a wife
Have a holly jawly Christmas, cause this one might be your last
Mrs. Claus is not happy, she's gonna rape your ass
Ho ho you're a hoe, I found a hanging body
Turns out it was an elf who got too horny
[Outro]
Well jingle jangle on fucking Santa's a-hole, that was straight fire on the track!
Hey man, I don't understand, why are you being so vengeful on Santa this year?
Rudolph you really don't remember? I mean I get that you, Santa, Frosty, and the Grinch all had your way with me last year, we're all still loyal. But Santa broke his loyalty by fucking other elves and people
Oh ok, well I understand that completely. Can I have a turn on him?
Why of course my fellow sexual reindeer. Stick your nose in his ass
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be hoes but show up with some cheer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you go beat your meat
Kiss Santa by the mistletoe and stroke on his fat meat
[Verse 1]
Open his big hole, then I stick it in
Santa's really old, so I stick it in
You think Santa's safe from my wrath?
Mr. Smith and Johnny did it last year
I'm doing it this year
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I was told to grab some snow and throw it at the deer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you cut down a tree
You make sure that you get blown by everyonе you meet
[Verse 2]
Grabbing Santa's ass, then it proceeds to get stuffed
Hе cries out for help, I'm horny i can't get enough
Oh god damn! He a hoe!
I put my dick in for 2 seconds and he's already squirting!
He wants to be my hoe, I will gladly accept
But he wants to know, how long will I be erect?
Honestly, Santa, I don't really have a clue about that problem at all
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if you all know that Santa has a wife
Have a holly jawly Christmas, cause this one might be your last
Mrs. Claus is not happy, she's gonna rape your ass
Ho ho you're a hoe, I found a hanging body
Turns out it was an elf who got too horny
[Outro]
Well jingle jangle on fucking Santa's a-hole, that was straight fire on the track!
Hey man, I don't understand, why are you being so vengeful on Santa this year?
Rudolph you really don't remember? I mean I get that you, Santa, Frosty, and the Grinch all had your way with me last year, we're all still loyal. But Santa broke his loyalty by fucking other elves and people
Oh ok, well I understand that completely. Can I have a turn on him?
Why of course my fellow sexual reindeer. Stick your nose in his ass