How Rad Can I Be
[Intro]
Prime Chromy: Yeah rad, right
*Kissing noises*
Lil Chromozome: Alright, Lorax, stop. Wait, wait. Can you get off of me for a second!
Lorax: Agh. What the fuck!
Lil Chromozome: I need to tell the audience our story. What do you think they are going to think with you just on me all the time?
Lorax: That I'm your little barbie doll that you can kiss and fuck all the time. *vine boom*
Lil Chromozome: What the fuck?
Lorax: What?
[Verse: Lil Chromozome]
I cut down a tree, and an orange thing appeared (yuh)
It had a long dick but it didn't have a beard (yeah)
I stared at it, and then I gave it the rizz *moan*
I think it really loves jizz (that's right)
Didn't like my style when I cut down the tree
It said for me to stop but I couldn't guarantee (what?)
He told me his name said he was Lorax (fuck me)
Then I thumb his booty cracks *moan*
[Chorus: Lil Chromozome]
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? I just fucked a girl named destiny
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?
[Verse: Prime Chromy]
With every step I take every mile or pace, greatness falls in my wake (oh yeah)
I cannot comprehend it. I'm always fucking winning. Then I give your mom this rizz (w rizz)
You cannot disagree. I'm just being me. I have a winning personality (I can't lose)
But If I need help then I think to myself "How rad can I possibly be?"
And I'm rizzing and jizzing, (wait what!?) all over the dance floor *Moans*
Called survival of the rizzest. (survival of the rizzest) And I'm rizzing up your hoes
Walking in the joint, while my outfit's on point, it's so goddamn fun
You're shit out of luck and you cannot give a fuck it's so goddamn sad you bum bum bum bum bum. (bum bum bum bum bum)
I'm just saying
[Chorus: Prime Chromy]
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? Catching w's is my destiny
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?
[Verse: Lil Chromozome
Deforestation *fart* is cool
But only when it's done with the use of a tool *fart*
If you don't like my business, then GET FUCKED!
I'll be in my bed with the Lorax getting sucked (huh?)
I just took a pill and I grab on his caboose
He started getting scared so he had to drop a deuce *Shits*
Ewwww! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
[Outro]
Lorax: I'm sorry daddy. You just- You scared me when you hit me on the butt
Lil Chromozome: Well now since you shit on my hand, you're gonna get more than just a hand on your butt
*Whipping noises*
*Moans*
Lorax: Harder
Lil Chromozome: Wait, what the fuck?
Lorax: I said harder goddamn it! HARDER!
Lil Chromozome: Well ok
*Whipping noises*
*More moans of pleasure and pain*
Lil Chromozome: Oh yeah! That was straight fire on the track! I think I killed the Lorax too. I think I whipped him a little too much. But now I can ragdoll his body
*Violent sex noises*
Prime Chromy: Yeah rad, right
*Kissing noises*
Lil Chromozome: Alright, Lorax, stop. Wait, wait. Can you get off of me for a second!
Lorax: Agh. What the fuck!
Lil Chromozome: I need to tell the audience our story. What do you think they are going to think with you just on me all the time?
Lorax: That I'm your little barbie doll that you can kiss and fuck all the time. *vine boom*
Lil Chromozome: What the fuck?
Lorax: What?
[Verse: Lil Chromozome]
I cut down a tree, and an orange thing appeared (yuh)
It had a long dick but it didn't have a beard (yeah)
I stared at it, and then I gave it the rizz *moan*
I think it really loves jizz (that's right)
Didn't like my style when I cut down the tree
It said for me to stop but I couldn't guarantee (what?)
He told me his name said he was Lorax (fuck me)
Then I thumb his booty cracks *moan*
[Chorus: Lil Chromozome]
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? I just fucked a girl named destiny
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?
[Verse: Prime Chromy]
With every step I take every mile or pace, greatness falls in my wake (oh yeah)
I cannot comprehend it. I'm always fucking winning. Then I give your mom this rizz (w rizz)
You cannot disagree. I'm just being me. I have a winning personality (I can't lose)
But If I need help then I think to myself "How rad can I possibly be?"
And I'm rizzing and jizzing, (wait what!?) all over the dance floor *Moans*
Called survival of the rizzest. (survival of the rizzest) And I'm rizzing up your hoes
Walking in the joint, while my outfit's on point, it's so goddamn fun
You're shit out of luck and you cannot give a fuck it's so goddamn sad you bum bum bum bum bum. (bum bum bum bum bum)
I'm just saying
[Chorus: Prime Chromy]
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? Catching w's is my destiny
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?
[Verse: Lil Chromozome
Deforestation *fart* is cool
But only when it's done with the use of a tool *fart*
If you don't like my business, then GET FUCKED!
I'll be in my bed with the Lorax getting sucked (huh?)
I just took a pill and I grab on his caboose
He started getting scared so he had to drop a deuce *Shits*
Ewwww! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
[Outro]
Lorax: I'm sorry daddy. You just- You scared me when you hit me on the butt
Lil Chromozome: Well now since you shit on my hand, you're gonna get more than just a hand on your butt
*Whipping noises*
*Moans*
Lorax: Harder
Lil Chromozome: Wait, what the fuck?
Lorax: I said harder goddamn it! HARDER!
Lil Chromozome: Well ok
*Whipping noises*
*More moans of pleasure and pain*
Lil Chromozome: Oh yeah! That was straight fire on the track! I think I killed the Lorax too. I think I whipped him a little too much. But now I can ragdoll his body
*Violent sex noises*