Forsaken
[Intro]
Damn girl. You looking kinda cute. But unfortunately, I've got to chill with the boys. So... You're mid for today!
[Chorus]
Eating all this cake but I never got permission
Dunking on these angels and I started a commission
Talking to my man when I spank I got submissive
I was never broke but I could not go on vacation
Taking all my time just to drink the salty water
Fighting off a wizard like my name is Harry Potter
Building on these people now I'm boxing in a toddler
I hope I don't awaken. I am forsaken
[Verse 1]
Please Just look at my face
Don't turn around don't call me a disgrace
I beat you 12 times in a race
Launching all my poop into outer space
Sir I need to takе a step back
Read the Constitution gеt to talking with the booty sack
Eat me out like a fruit snack
Tossing out the dishes then we break em never on the rack
[Pre-Chorus]
Blow up the sun never had a sunrise
You better run but you better not cry
I want your bitch to close her eyes
I want my dick to be a surprise
[Chorus]
Eating all this cake but I never got permission
Dunking on these angels and I started a commission
Talking to my man when I spank I got submissive
I was never broke but I could not go on vacation
Taking all my time just to drink the salty water
Fighting off a wizard like my name is Harry Potter
Building on these people now I'm boxing in a toddler
I hope I don't awaken. I am forsaken
[Verse 2]
Piss inside my cup like a churro
Put a banana peel on his pillow
Pinch his fat and chocolate covered dildo
Punch the ground we go to level zero
I wanna smack his fat fucking dick
Lemme know if it won't stick
Planting a seed inside of his booty
And I know that he isn't gonna love me
Eeeeeeeee
[Outro]
Lil Chromozome: OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRA... *knocking*
Can I help you?
FDI Agent: I know you stole the files
Lil Chromozome: What files?
FDI Agent: Don't play dumb with me boy. I know you stole the files
Lil Chromozome: No I'm being genuine, what files?
FDI Agent: The White House files. You stole them, I know you did
Lil Chromozome: What the fuck? No I did not. Who even are you?
FDI Agent: I'm deputy director Sherill. The leader of the FDI
Lil Chromozome: Do you mean the FBI?
FDI Agent: No no no. The FDI. The Federal Dick Inspectors
Lil Chromozome: And why are the Federal Dick Inspectors coming to my apartment, claiming that I stole files from the white house?
FDI Agent: A file of every President's dick size from the White House was stolen. It was tracked to this apartment. So I'm going to give you two options here. Either you hand the files over. OR YOU BEND OVER AND LET ME FUCKING RAM YOU!
Lil Chromozome: You know that second option doesn't sound too bad actually
FDI Agent: AH! OH MY GOD HE'S GAY! SHOOT THE BITCH! SHOOT THE BITCH!
*gunshot*
You son of a gay fuck! Time for me to put my cock inside of his nose
Damn girl. You looking kinda cute. But unfortunately, I've got to chill with the boys. So... You're mid for today!
[Chorus]
Eating all this cake but I never got permission
Dunking on these angels and I started a commission
Talking to my man when I spank I got submissive
I was never broke but I could not go on vacation
Taking all my time just to drink the salty water
Fighting off a wizard like my name is Harry Potter
Building on these people now I'm boxing in a toddler
I hope I don't awaken. I am forsaken
[Verse 1]
Please Just look at my face
Don't turn around don't call me a disgrace
I beat you 12 times in a race
Launching all my poop into outer space
Sir I need to takе a step back
Read the Constitution gеt to talking with the booty sack
Eat me out like a fruit snack
Tossing out the dishes then we break em never on the rack
[Pre-Chorus]
Blow up the sun never had a sunrise
You better run but you better not cry
I want your bitch to close her eyes
I want my dick to be a surprise
[Chorus]
Eating all this cake but I never got permission
Dunking on these angels and I started a commission
Talking to my man when I spank I got submissive
I was never broke but I could not go on vacation
Taking all my time just to drink the salty water
Fighting off a wizard like my name is Harry Potter
Building on these people now I'm boxing in a toddler
I hope I don't awaken. I am forsaken
[Verse 2]
Piss inside my cup like a churro
Put a banana peel on his pillow
Pinch his fat and chocolate covered dildo
Punch the ground we go to level zero
I wanna smack his fat fucking dick
Lemme know if it won't stick
Planting a seed inside of his booty
And I know that he isn't gonna love me
Eeeeeeeee
[Outro]
Lil Chromozome: OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRA... *knocking*
Can I help you?
FDI Agent: I know you stole the files
Lil Chromozome: What files?
FDI Agent: Don't play dumb with me boy. I know you stole the files
Lil Chromozome: No I'm being genuine, what files?
FDI Agent: The White House files. You stole them, I know you did
Lil Chromozome: What the fuck? No I did not. Who even are you?
FDI Agent: I'm deputy director Sherill. The leader of the FDI
Lil Chromozome: Do you mean the FBI?
FDI Agent: No no no. The FDI. The Federal Dick Inspectors
Lil Chromozome: And why are the Federal Dick Inspectors coming to my apartment, claiming that I stole files from the white house?
FDI Agent: A file of every President's dick size from the White House was stolen. It was tracked to this apartment. So I'm going to give you two options here. Either you hand the files over. OR YOU BEND OVER AND LET ME FUCKING RAM YOU!
Lil Chromozome: You know that second option doesn't sound too bad actually
FDI Agent: AH! OH MY GOD HE'S GAY! SHOOT THE BITCH! SHOOT THE BITCH!
*gunshot*
You son of a gay fuck! Time for me to put my cock inside of his nose