Ah fuck! I’ve gone and pissed myself!

I pissed myself

Ah fuck! I've gone and pissed myself!
What do I look like covered in this
I look like a fucking loser, drenched in piss
I was gonna sing about yourself
But instead I went and pissed myself
At least I've not lost all self respect
Until now because, ah fuck! I've gone and shit myself!
Well would you look at this
I'm all covered in piss and shit
Just earlier I was looking swell
But by golly now I smell
And that's too bad because I was gonna sing about yourself
But instead I shit and piss myself
I guess now I really havе lost all self respect
Ah wеll, I guess I have my health